My shit eater met me for 2 days. I was the very first person he’s ate shit from..i sent it to him years ago.. and he ate it off a fancy platter. Now, he gets to eat underneath my royal ass and swallow everything. He was SO lucky, and guess what? He ate it all. I made a big wet mess on his stupid face and he did such a good job. The sounds my ass makes when I go are incredible. You’re all so lucky. He even got to be used as toilet paper